Gran Turismo 7 launches on March 4, and driving sim fans are in a tizzy asking themselves one burning query: how would the sport’s fantastically rendered automobiles look if Kirby ate them? You have not seen it, however they’re positively questioning about this.
That is as a result of Kirby and the Forgotten Land additionally launches in March and debuts his new suction capacity: Mouthful Mode. This was memorably demonstrated with the pink fluff inhaling a automobile and taking up its form in probably the most lovable type of physique horror I’ve ever seen. That very same automobile might be in Gran Turismo 7 (it is obtained a bazillion autos, so the percentages are in my favor), that means that these video games are a match made in… someplace.
That is why I took the freedom of wanting up a few of GT7’s greatest automobiles (I feel) to render Kirby consuming them, thus placing our collective curiosity to mattress as soon as and for all. Sure, that is what I selected to spend my work hours doing as a substitute of one thing productive. I will stage with you. I do not know something about automobiles or automobile tradition. However I do know for a proven fact that hardcore Gran Turismo followers are an easy-going bunch that loves lighthearted, humorous angles on their favourite racing franchise. This one is for you guys.
Every entry has a photograph of the automobile and a professional-grade render of Kirby consuming it. Click on the arrows in every picture for an unbelievable before-and-after!
Alfa Romeo 8C 2900
Aside from the revelation that “Alfa Romeo” is a superb indie wrestler title, I like the stylish design of this vehicle. Specifically, its elongated snout/hood. You’d suppose Kirby would have a powerful time getting that down his gullet however shock! He manages simply positive, and the Alfa Romeo is healthier due to it.
Alpine Imaginative and prescient Gran Turismo 2017
Apparently, this is not an actual automobile and solely exists within the Gran Turismo video games. That is positive; imagine it or not, Kirby is not actual both. For the reason that cockpit is offset to the proper, I figured Kirby would observe swimsuit by situating his peepers within the corresponding place. I feel this makeover proves that if the Alpine Imaginative and prescient is ever manufactured, promoting it with a Kirby-themed automobile overlaying would trigger models to fly off meeting traces.
ABARATH 1500 Biposto Bertone B.A.T 1’52
The Abarath has a reputation a mile lengthy and an uncommon face sporting three headlights. Kirby, displaying his adaptability, would merely migrate his eyes independently to the left and proper lamps, making him resemble a gelatinous hammerhead shark or one thing. I guess he’d additionally emit a comforting pink glow as properly when you hearth up that trio of lights. Who would not need their luxurious automobile to go Tremendous Saiyan Rosé?
BAC Mono 2011
I truly know this automobile as a result of it was my main automobile in Forza Horizon 5. Sorry, I have been advised that uttering the “F” phrase in the identical breath as Gran Turismo is very upsetting to followers for some motive. The BAC Mono has a singular physique form, and it might be the world’s most costly tripping hazard as a consequence of how low it’s to the highway. The way in which that pointy seat protrudes by Kirby’s type appears to be like painful, however I feel the wedding is mutually useful in any other case.
Delorean DMC-12 2004
Hey, one other automobile I acknowledge! The world’s most well-known time machine (sorry, Physician Who followers) appears to be like even higher with a coat of sentient pink fondant over it. The place Kirby’s consuming, he would not want roads! That makes restricted sense, however I actually wanted a Again to the Future quote, guys.
Ferrari 330 P4 ’67
The one factor I learn about Ferrari is the strict guidelines governing what you are able to do with one. Mainly, the corporate forbids homeowners from modding or tampering with the automobile in any method within the title of preserving purity, I assume. That is why it will be extremely entertaining to witness the horror on a Ferrari fanatic’s face as Kirby slobs throughout one in all this stuff. Kirby nonetheless reveals a modicum of respect, nevertheless, by leaving the Ferrari badge uncovered. I like this explicit mannequin as a result of it jogs my memory of Pace Racer’s Mach 5. Kirby ought to devour him too and remodel into Racer Kirby or one thing.
Lamborghini Lambo V12 Imaginative and prescient Gran Turismo
I do know I mentioned I do not sustain with automobile stuff, however I had no clue that Lamborghini was within the enterprise of making Batmobiles. One other idea automobile, who is aware of when or if we’ll get to cruise round in one in all this stuff. Kirby solely has one query on the matter: does it are available pink?
Now that I’ve painfully squeezed each drop of juice from this silly premise, which of Gran Turismo’s fancy automobiles would you prefer to see Kirby take up into his pink type? On a scale of “sort of foolish” to “upsettingly moronic,” the place does this text rank? Share your well mannered ideas within the feedback under!